Interesting definitions to brighten your day :)

Some interesting definitions of words :)

School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. 

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence
after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when dead.