God created children (just for fun :P)

To those of us who have children in our lives, 

whether they are our own, 

grandchildren, 

nieces, 

nephews, 

or students... 

here is something to make you chuckle..

Whenever your children are out of control, 

you can take comfort from the thought that 

even God's omnipotence did not extend 

to His own children.. 

After creating heaven and earth, 

God created Adam and Eve. 

And the first thing he said was 

' DON'T !'

'Don 't what ? ' 

Adam replied. 

'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' 

God said. 

'Forbidden fruit ? 

We have forbidden fruit ? 

Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! '

'Yes way ! ' 

'Do NOT eat the fruit ! ' 

said God. 

'Why ? ' 

'Because I am your Father and I said so ! ' 

God replied, 

wondering why He hadn't stopped 

creation after making the elephants 

A few minutes later, 

God saw His children having an apple break 

and He was ticked ! 

'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? ' 

God asked.

'Uh huh,' 

Adam replied. 

'Then why did you ? ' 

said the Father. 

'I don't know,' 

said Eve. 

'She started it! ' 

Adam said. 

'Did not ! ' 

'Did too ! ' 

'DID NOT ! ' 

Having had it with the two of them, 

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve 

should have children of their own. 

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

STUFFS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. You spend the first two years of their life 
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend 
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 

2. Grandchildren are God's reward 
for not killing your own children. 

3. Mothers of teens now know why 
some animals eat their young. 

4. Children seldom misquote you. 
In fact, 
they usually repeat word for word 
what you shouldn't have said 

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties 
is to remind yourself that there are children 
more awful than your own 

6. We childproofed our homes, 
but they are still getting in. 

finally, have fun raising kids,  :P