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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Interesting definitions to brighten your day :)

Some interesting definitions of words :)

School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. 

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when dead.


Cik Jari said...

yeahhh..i like....

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Hairil Rizal said...

Great to have more 'food' to fuel my smile.

Yui_Wani said...

Ahahaaa~ likey likey~ might use this kind of definition in the future. =p

hloo said...

cooool~ mind is a post this on my blog?

Sasa Al-Sharif said...

hahaha.. this is crazy.. such a creative author :)

saff'sWords said...

style. :))

Syamil Hafiy said...

Datang ke sini nak memberitahu bahawa anda telah di-TAG :

Cik Milopeng said...

haha...interesting...and so cool...=)

cik lover said...

yeahh!!super duper true!!100% agree

mizzura said...

i like the defination of divorce..haha..

Gen Fujita said...

nice, he he he...

StellaClaire-Richard said...

this is nice........ thanks for visiting me..:)

Anonymous said...

Divorce - a future tense of marriage? hahaha, interesting =)

iEra naDira said...

sangat kelakar :D

Al said...

Terbaikla bro!

Mama Kembar said...

good one!

吹水 - CHUI SUI said...

wahahah, I like the doctor one :D