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Friday, October 15, 2010

Letter after Marriage (Part 2)

From Wife

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?


Lets see how IT support's Replies :

DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 and Ignore Pro 3.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Pro Edition.
Good Luck Madam!

(adopted from



StellaClaire-Richard said...

hahaha..nice ! funny

Hairil Rizal said...

Luckily, my upgrade programmes are too hard to find in the market!


De'din said...

dua versi yg menarik..

NISA' nis said...


Gee said...

haha...mother-in-law a virus huh...hehe :P

Black_roses92 said...

haha..nice la. macam mana la ley dapat idea buat pasal ni en?? hehe..

noor afzan said...


sop said...

nice! zaman ict, semua jd ICT yer.. :)

Dark Half said...

totally hilarious XD

noreed said...

hahahah nak reinstall tu yang tak thn tu...

RastaMat said...

what a twisted mind..
perfect jokes...

Ir. Cacing Kerawit said... joke...

Setan Facebook

sYaMi-Satu Penjuru said...

hahaha, personally thinking that Boyfriend 1.0 upgraded to Husband5.0 is better...
what a joke..